As well as the weird claim by a male Tory MP for Tampax we have these tantalising snippets from the Guardian:
One (Tory MP) claimed £160 to have his Aga cooker serviced and another charged £98.63 to have a swimming pool boiler fixed at his country home. A former Tory minister claimed for the piano tuner, and a shadow minister had his house newly decorated with Farrow and Ball paint – the most expensive on the market.
A Piano Tuner? This really is now entering the more remote reaches of "You couldn't make it up" territory.