Vatican news: Process starts to make Daniel Hannan an official Saint

The Pope is moving to make Daniel Hannan MEP an official, kosher Saint. A spokesman for the Vatican said: "After his performance on Question Time last night, it is perfectly clear that Daniel Hannan has all the makings of a Saint. We will start the process at once to canonise him. We've had reports of "miracles" all over Britain last night. People watching Question Time had remarkable experiences - often needing to run from the room to the nearest plumbing outlet. Some people had worts appearing all over their bodies. It really is quite incredible. Daniel Hannan really does put the 'S' in 'sanctimonious' "