Clarkson with egg on his face

It's been an up-and-down week for Jeremy Clarkson. One minute he's being touted as Prime Minister. The next he's revealed as a "42 carat plonker". He said the loss of the 20 million bank details on 2 discs was a "palaver about nothing". To prove it, he printed his bank details in his newspaper column.

Now, some kind soul has made Clarkson the unwittingly donor of £500 to the British Diabetic Association. Bless.