11th January 2006 - A tieless Zac Goldsmith outlines his green plans and says how wonderful David Cameron is.

3rd February 2006 - David Cameron is voted one of the world's 100 sexiest men - This is accompanied by a gut-wrenchingly smug picture of David Cameron (above).

6th February - Curb PM's war powers, says Cameron - Proposing to tamper with the Royal Prerogative no less. Accompanied by a tieless Cameron photo.