Lembit irony - after surviving James Graham, he was nearly killed by a pork pie

You can read the last installment of Lembit's soul-baring in the Mail here.

Lembit actually had a bad year last year, and it's no surprise he couldn't devote a lot of time and energy to his Presidential campaign:

After surviving the slings and arrows of the year, there would have been an awful irony in being killed by a humble pork pie.

We can all be relieved though, that Lembit has now found Katy, God and Harley. But not necessarily in that order.