Friday, September 5, 2008

Michael Fabricant in cocaine/coffee whitener shocker!

It could have been worse. They could have mistaken his hair for a toupee.

An MP has described how he was held at gunpoint by guards in Colombia who mistook a jar of coffee whitener he was carrying for cocaine.
Lichfield MP Michael Fabricant had been on a trekking holiday to South America last week when he said he was held by armed soldiers who searched their bags.
The poor fellow was forced to eat "mouthfuls" of the coffee whitener to prove it wasn't cocaine.
Like I say, it could have been worse. They could have made him eat his to....hat.

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