Coleen Nolan in search of the secret of eternal youth on ITV1 last night...I spent the first 30 minutes selecting a blunt, heavy object to throw at the telly as Ms Nolan toyed with the concepts of cosmetic surgery, laser butchery, botox etc.
Fortunately she came round at the end & plumped for (a) stop smoking and (b) be happy. The flat screen therefore survived until the next appearance by Piers Morgan (now there's a face I'd like to conduct surgery on...).
By the way, I think God was smiling on Coleen Nolan the day that squirt Shane Richie left her. Her new hubby seems a very good egg.