Thursday, November 20, 2008

Revealing Brian

We're learning a lot about Brian Paddick during our annual extended jungle fix.

Tonight we learnt that he loves Blue and has two of their videos on his iPod. He was chatting to two of the gals about Simon Webbe and we heard him express admiration for...er.....the product of the man's workouts.

We've also seen a decent side to Brian. He was seething about Robert Kilroy-Silk (or "Silksie", as Joe Swash calls him incessantly) yesterday when Kilroy was in a different camp. Today, Brian has accepted that he misjudged the man and has made up with him.

Oh, and we've just learnt that, although Brian has not personally been in a hostage negotiation situation, he knows about hostage negotiations. A nod's as good as a wink to a blind horse....

"Im a Celebrity.." this year is an oasis of high culture.

The highlight so far has been several renditions of Joe Swash's song:

Ollie, Ollie, Ollie
Tits on the trolley
Balls in the biscuit tin
Sitting on the grass
Finger up your a***
Playing with your ding-a-ling-a-ling

BREAKING NEWS: David Van Day is a complete and utter prat. Timmy Mallett is a good egg.

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