Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Boris and the art of mastication


A Lanson Boy says Boris today described himself as a keen exponent of "pre-masticating policy".

Is this policy-making before meal times perhaps?

(When canvassing I often observe that Tories are keen masticators.)

After all, Boris once entreated colleagues to "Go back to your homes and prepare for breakfast".

...Or does he see the policy-making machine as being a bit like a cow?

Perhaps if he had used one of his favourite Latin phrases it might have made more sense.

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