I'm nearly there! I have abstained from alcohol since Ash Wednesday. It will give you some idea of my state of mind, to know that I have just googled "When does Lent end?". The answer is apparently after at the Saturday vigil. I will heroically keep going until lunchtime tomorrow, when I am envisaging a "Live Blog" as I down my first gulps of the blessed nectar.
Already I am planning what I will break my fast with. None of your gassy stuff. It'll have to be real ale for me. The picture gives some idea of the lines along which I am thinking.